What is that sound?

In the unlikely event that you find yourself walking down my street, and hear the sound of a goose being tortured, that is in fact the sound of Zane practicing.  Zane decided he wanted to join band this year, and wants to play the clarinet.  Of course, he couldn't have picked guitar or bass, which I already own 12 of, that would have been way, WAY, to easy.  However, I am of course happy that he wants to pursue music.  Perhaps his choosing to play clarinet was his way of choosing an instrument in which he did NOT have to be taught by me.  Perhaps there is much method in his madness!!!